Night Crumbs

Bruce Willis dropped out of Woody Allen’s latest movie after already filming scenes. The official excuse is that there were scheduling conflicts with Bruce’s Broadway debut in the stage version of Misery co-starring Laurie Metcalf, but some people think that doesn’t make sense and believe he was fired. Who knows? The only thing I want to know is why did Bruce Willis look like Daddy Warbucks while filming? Please don’t tell me that Woody Allen is doing a remake of Annie. I don’t even want to imagine that. No, really, it’s illegal to imagine that – Lainey Gossip 

Coming soon: Real THOTS of THOTland starring Blac Chyna and Amber Rose – Reality Tea 

Casper Smart really wants to take his gold digging game to the next level, but JLo isn’t on board – The Superficial 

Candice Swanepoel went topless in Lui Magazine – Drunken Stepfather

In other words, People Magazine has no idea what’s going on with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s marriage –Celebitchy

Not sure what’s more terrifying: Pimp Mama Kris’ face in the flesh or Pimp Mama Kris’ face in cardboard form –WWTDD

What I’m getting from this is that Taylor Swift has money invested in Periscope and is trying to destroy SnapChat –IDLYITW

Tila Tequila works as a phone fuck operator now. You really do learn something new every day, because today I learned that people still pay for phone sex – Hollywood Tuna 

Sashay Away, Donella Trump – Towleroad

Here’s Kiki Dunst in Birkenstocks – Popoholic

I can’t laugh at this dog’s busted swimming skills, because I probably look more stupid when I swim – The Berry 

Daniel really IS the villain of The Karate Kid – WWTDD

Brace yourself for a fart joke overload: Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are writing a comedy together – ICYDK

Poke at me when In-N-Out and Subway join forces for a foot long Double Double – SOW

Paula Deen will be on Dancing with the Stars so prepare to hear about her dancing the Viennese Waltz to “Pick a Bale of Cotton” – A.V. Club

Tobey Sheldon, the Justin Bieber look-alike who was on Botched, was found dead at the young age of 35 – Just Jared