Kylie Jenner And Tyga Got Busted For Using Too Much Water On Their Lawns


Yes – you hang your head in shame, Kylie Jenner! Also because that is one busted-looking discount Halloween store wig, but mostly because of the wasting water thing!
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kim Jr. and her totally 100% not broke boyfriend Tyga are the latest selfish assholes to make Mother Nature cry with their water wasting. Just like Tom Selleck before them, Kylie and Tyga don’t exactly give a fuck that there’s a drought in California and that people are being encouraged to keep their lawns dryer than a mummy’s dusty butthole. And bad news for them, the Las Virgenes Municipal Water District has been monitoring water usage in their Calabasas gated community since June. It turns out that both Kylie and Tyga, who rents a house down the street from Kylie’s $2.7 million khompound (probably to make it easier to pick up his KUWTK checks), have been using too much. First their faces, now their lawns – is there anything this family won’t pump excessive amounts of clear liquid into? (Fillers are clear, right?)
more pictures after the cut....

Kylie was slapped with two violations this summer, which includes a fine of $100 for each offense. Eh, I think she can handle a couple $100 fines. Pimp Mama Kris Jenner still has her pimping out those hair extensions, right? If not, maybe she can dip into her college fund, since I think it’s pretty obvious she won’t be using that money for college.
The Las Virgenes Municiple Water District also ratted out David Hasselhoff, Dr. Dre, and Denise Richards for wasting water.
I have no idea why Kylie Jenner needs to keep her lawn so fancy. It’s not like she’s ever outside looking at it. Really, how are you supposed to appreciate an on-point front lawn when you spend every waking moment inside taking sleepy porn face selfies? You can’t. Besides, I though the only grass Kylie cared about is the kind you stuff into a Zig-Zag and smoke.
Speaking of being inside, here’s Tyga walking his 18-year-old girlfriend into a club last night. No, I have no idea why Kylie is dressed like Sailor Mercury’s cougary mom either.

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