#ItsOnlyInNigeria: 60 funny tweets on what’s irreplaceable about Nigerians


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Earlier today an entertaining hashtag ‘#ItsOnlyInNigeria’ trended on Twitter, as users began tweeting what they find irreplaceable about Nigerians.
Check out some comical tweets below…
#ItsOnlyInNigeria Suya sellers come out at 9t only!
— Greg Ademu E. (@GregAdemz) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that cats are seen as agents of darkness 😸😸😼 — ✌✌ (@Zinnay_) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that banks send birthday sms & still deduct the money frm UR acct
— MR OLISA (@iAmTBecks) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria u will see half egg inside egg-roll — Kwin (@Qwenia) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that the bleaching cream will always finish. that is why some 9ja girls forget to bleach their ankle
— Ayo Banks (@TheOnlybadhGuy) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria dat u can see EEDC cutting wires without asking if u have paid or not…. — justice joe (@Mrinstinctso) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that you are robbed and policeman says sorry my broda, God will catch the thief 😬https://t.co/TDrgELds2w
— Xavier (@Samtoye) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria “A blind man present a driver’s licence as proof of identity.” — akposjokes.com (@AkposJokes) June 23, 2015

#itsOnlyInNigeria that yhu will go to the market and yhu go to pepper sellers and still be asking if they have pepper
— OLADIPUPO (@tyanzy) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria parents don’t know the meaning of reflexes, just because i blocked your slap doesn’t mean I want to fight please — Pentorch (@Gidzbobby) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria Ashawos use J.U.J.U as Marketing Strategy
— iCum_Hollandia (@TohbeeTweet) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that pedestrians cross the highway when there is pedestrian bridge….. — Kwin (@Qwenia) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria #itsOnlyInNigeria that an artiste would have two names and it’ll be same. TUNDE EDNUT,now rearrange it backwards
— Pentorch (@Gidzbobby) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria You’ll See This pic.twitter.com/EREld43LB2 — Genuine Ustaz (@IMUKHTY) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria these guys analyze all the politics But never buy the newspaperpic.twitter.com/FDtCRiXnqG
— DARIYA (@blaze_daez) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria you expect an officer like this to catch robbers like these …. pic.twitter.com/T3EDsJl2oZ— DEBOWALE (@mr_shi2) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria your dad will kill you for doing this pic.twitter.com/YL3AmNsI4T
— OLAKUNLE_MUFC (@jokunle) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria your parents will beat you and tell you “shut up there, if I hear pim” funny story, its always pim! pic.twitter.com/JzNnvrmVdf — Charles Isidi (@i_am_pixelhub) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that you still have these kind of articles in newspapers pic.twitter.com/tmOOA38M9q
— Chike Ani (@ChikeAni) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that people randomely send you messages like dis. pic.twitter.com/Wj89dslRPp — Princess Adaeze (@aston_daisy) June 22, 2015

— Genuine Ustaz (@IMUKHTY) June 22, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria teach wnt flog u like this anywher else! pic.twitter.com/No9lrENvIk — WorkZone FckFeelings (@iamProficience) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria u go see persn wey dey creative like dis pic.twitter.com/744RjdsG94
— WorkZone FckFeelings (@iamProficience) June 22, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria where you won’t be able to read what you wrote yourself…..unless of course you get more light…. pic.twitter.com/oH6dUGKmj8 — DEBOWALE (@mr_shi2) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria ppl dey seperate women like this! pic.twitter.com/d8mOvNxslY
— WorkZone FckFeelings (@iamProficience) June 22, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria pic.twitter.com/ypvpKjTwh5 — Omo Jesu (@tosinadeda) June 23, 2015

— Omo Jesu (@tosinadeda) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria You’ll Find A Man On His Feet Under The Hot Sun Selling Books Titled “How To Be A Millionaire” — DoubleTap_myShii (@____DRO) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria your parents tell you to shut up not to talk back then beat you for not answering them while they talking to you
— Γιος ενός θεού (@_Hombre_malo) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria “Where we fight for everything; to gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still, to enter a bus!” — akposjokes.com (@AkposJokes) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria Jesus will send you a broadcast message and threaten to you harm if you don’t share
— hueyemma769 (@HueyEmma769) June 23, 2015
#itsonlyinnigeria Pastors will Preach about charity but still Put Password on Church wifi — Johnie (@i_amjohnie) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria these words “SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME somehow” is enough to cause fight..
— NORIS (@GBAGAUN_SEEKER) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that switching from GEN to PHCN without the TV going off is a skill… — Adeyemi (@Yemi_Kan_Bai) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that your network provider especially MTN will send u more messages than ur bae😒😒😒
— WANCHAN GUY (@certifiedopeboi) June 22, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria Ludacris is the Official Model for Nigerian Barbers…. — RIP ELIJAH BELLO (@LILFIZZY_BANGZ) June 22, 2015

#itsonlyinnigeria Naija girl will visit, U put out d light,Try 2 unhook her bra n she’ll be askin “wat re u doing? Sighs* I wan on generator
— Agba Praise (@captaintsu) June 22, 2015
#itsonlyinnigeria that your failure is always your enemies doing. — I FOLLOW BACK (@Emmyzadd) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria you will see an upcoming or musician who can’t afford to pay bills be claiming he’s richer than Dangote and still broke
— IG:itzGODDY {GODWIN} (@itsGODDY) June 22, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that all mechanics are dark skinned or blackish yellow — Alhaji KayWizzy #KFB (@KayWizzyisHERE) June 22, 2015

@mz_stupendous #itsOnlyInNigeria pple do house warmin after rentin an apartment
— Kaybrown olaosun (@iam_kaybrown) June 22, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria you still hear people say up NEPA even after the company has been changed.” — BRAINless BRAINard (@KvngBRAINARD) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria you’ll see fish inside Meat Pie.
— Sidney (@Life_Of_SID) June 22, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that you see more than five churches in a street or two different churches in the same building…” — BRAINless BRAINard (@KvngBRAINARD) June 22, 2015

Stale 😥”@KvngBRAINARD: #ItsOnlyInNigeria that you will meet someone that sells a drug that can “cure” Cancer and HIV inside a Molue””
— ARAMIDE (@Aramide__) June 22, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that a coach is hired & fired and then re-hired & re-fired and then re-re-hired.” — BRAINless BRAINard (@KvngBRAINARD) June 22, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria a police man will stop you and go through your mobile phone
— JustYinka (@itsYinka) May 9, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria youths will smoke weed for one week and become upcumin rappers — SIMJO CARLEY!!!!! (@PAPY_CHU_LO) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that people think wen u travel to Lagos and UR coming bck & dont buy bread, you R not a good person !!!!
— MR OLISA (@iAmTBecks) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria That you offend your father and he has to remind you that he is not your mate. — Tayo (@teryohr) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria people insult you indirectly.. Sayin things like—- “”When I see d shirt, I just know say na you”””
— SIMJO CARLEY!!!!! (@PAPY_CHU_LO) June 23, 2015
Him no get fuel na”@Gentle_Bad_Guy: #ItsOnlyInNigeria someone will trek from ibadan to abuja because of a president” — Kolawole (@Kopainzy) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that Every Parent came First in School
— Ebube! (@matazu_ummi) June 23, 2015
Your mum would call you from far distance just to bring something beside where she sits#ItsOnlyInNigeria — IG:Salau_Jnr (@TemitopeSalau) June 23, 2015

ROTFLMAO”@Gidi_Traffic: “@West_Mafia: #ItsOnlyInNigeria that rats would carry the fish in their trap & go scot free.. @Gidi_Traffic“
— Cray Ice (@dat_josh) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria you see this! Lmfao pic.twitter.com/ZA1sYOeo3Y — IG: ennylee3 (@ennylee_) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria a fuji musician will feat. an English rapper
— YOUNG-HITTA (@Gentle_Bad_Guy) June 23, 2015
#ItsOnlyInNigeria every brand of noodles is indomie — Josebaba (@Diconbaba) June 23, 2015

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that a native doctor knows how to make people rich but yet he remains poor
— Awesome B (@Mayor_baron) June 23, 2015

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